Deer Joke
Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:28 am
An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field
> browsing on acorns.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
> along.'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take
> care of me!'
>
> The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I
> guess.'
>
> Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The
> three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
> The big buck made a huge scrape and pee pee in it, rubbed a tree the
> size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
> The three bucks looked on in amazement.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........Who
> really needs 10 anyway?'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only
> really use one or two of mine!'
>
> The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in
> confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the
> field! He rips and tears up some grass........ pee pee all over the
> place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a
> lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.
>
> His friends immediately ask him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'
>
> I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'
>
> browsing on acorns.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting
> along.'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take
> care of me!'
>
> The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I
> guess.'
>
> Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The
> three bucks had never seen anything like him before, they were in awe.
> The big buck made a huge scrape and pee pee in it, rubbed a tree the
> size of a telephone pole and snapped it off at the ground!
> The three bucks looked on in amazement.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........Who
> really needs 10 anyway?'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only
> really use one or two of mine!'
>
> The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in
> confusion. Suddenly the yearling runs out into the middle of the
> field! He rips and tears up some grass........ pee pee all over the
> place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his head raw on a tree and chews a
> lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.
>
> His friends immediately ask him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'
>
> I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'
>
