Meeting people off the net

Post by **Question Man??** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:33 am

LOL At the end of the day u can't live with em or without em! My mom and fiance think that everyone is nuts and out to get everyone! Yea i put the blame on Oprah and Dateline!

Post by **freshwater shark** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:50 am

This is funny. My wife thought i was going to be cut bait the first time i met anyone off of this board. I was going to meet Big-O. LMAO

Post by **wolfe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:24 am

With regard to Big-O...it's those great, friendly guy-next-door types that turn out to be axe murderers. Big-O....

W.

Post by **CNs** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:00 am

Geez ax murderers.... whats with all the ax murderers???

Doesn't anybody strangle anymore?

Post by **steve-hamilton** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:13 am

my wife told me crash was gonna be an axe murderer when i first met him....

she wasn't far off.

Post by **slushpuppy** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:22 pm

bowzog wrote:
wolfe wrote:Slushy, remember the 1st time we met up with Float and Trevor to fish Wolfe? I recall Bowzog was a wee bit "anxious" that day.

W.
I remember that day.

I remember it well! You know when I started sh*t'n my pants? I'm in the back of Trev's car, Trev & Kev in front, doors locked (automatically??

). We're on our way back home so it's dark. We stop by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and they both get out of the car. What's going on??!! P-break!

When they came back in, they said they fully expected me to jump into the front and drive off!

What would they say to the cops? Yeah! this chick we met on a website took our car! Her name is Slushpuppy!

There are more stories out there, I'm sure Mr & Mrs Livewell can pipe in

Post by **wolfe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:37 pm

normware wrote:Geez ax murderers.... whats with all the ax murderers???

Doesn't anybody strangle anymore?

Normware, you have me my laugh of the day! Too funny!

W.

Post by **wolfe** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:39 pm

slushpuppy wrote:I remember it well! You know when I started sh*t'n my pants? I'm in the back of Trev's car, Trev & Kev in front, doors locked (automatically?? ). We're on our way back home so it's dark. We stop by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and they both get out of the car. What's going on??!! P-break!

As I recall you guys made particularly good time, too.

Fast little car...

W.

Post by **Jigs** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:10 pm

So I'm fishin with this dude called RJ, whom I had never met.

He's in the front of the boat catchin all the bass.

I'm in the back catchin panfish, and the odd bass he missed.

"Boy Jigs, ain't these senkos great eh

, Jeez.......wow......another one

"........big

"dunno.........haven't GOT ANY"...........

There were no axes in the boat that day.

Actually he shared the senkos, and the fishin was pretty good.

Ifn ya like bluegills

Post by RJ » Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:54 pm

Ah.....twas a fun day Jigs....

Can't say I've had a bad time with a HawkTalker yet....

RJ

Post by **greymist** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:19 pm

Do you want to go to Ottawa to go ice fishing for the weekend?" says FFF
"Sure I'm game" says I. As we drive down the 401 and drive through Ottawa I quirey which hotel we are staying at. "Oh, we are not staying at a hotel we are staying at FF's house" says FFF. "Who is FF?" says I. "A guy off the internet" says FFF. "What is his real name?" I ask. "Not sure" replies FFF. Right now I'm thinking F@#$%@%#, F##%^#^. So I proceed to ask him "And where does this FF guy live". He responds with "He told me he lives on the dark side of Ottawa". We are now driving into Quebec - and I say to FFF " We are now in Quebec, does this guy even speak english?" "Oh yeah says FFF, here phone his house to get the last minute directions." So I proceed to phone and I hear "Allo, bon soir." I don't reply - then I get the gull up to say to Rox "Um, we are coming to your place to stay for the weekend, can you tell me which street to turn on?" Anyway the rest is history - and I can't tell you how much fun we had staying at Kevin and Rox's house and the hospitality was out of this world. Couldn't resist sharing the story.

Post by **Moosebunk** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:27 pm

bucketmouth wrote:try having your wife drop you off at 2am in some vacant dimly lit parking lot to meet some dude you have only talked to once on the phone. One who tells you he'll put you onto fish guaranteed, only to show up and have a messy-haired tattooed biker looking dude with a 12-pack of Molson in his arms.

Yes, that's the first time I met Floatfishin'. A fond memory.

And yes, he did put me onto my first ever steelhead.

And yes, the beer was consumed

I could almost say that too Bucket, but, it'd be the second time I met him, and my first ever Great Lake Chinny.

Greymist, great account.

Post by **Gord** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:35 am

I remember the first time I was gonna' go to meet Mr.J. Slush asked, "Who's Mr.J?" I reply, "You know, the guy who has the Red Rocket!"

Had a darn good laugh about that later!!!

Post by **Buzzer** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:19 am

I remember getting a strange look from my son one day at Clay Banks launch when a Hawk Talker came over and asked was I Xenos....

Told the Hawk Talker I wasn't Xenos and later had to explain to my son about this board. Sure didn't help my case about him not talking and meeting strangers on the internet

Buzzer

Post by **Iceman** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:23 pm

XrapAttack, my wife thinks the same.

I have explained to her I have meet very few ax murders off the net, shame she doesn't get sarcasm.