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Do you go(P) in the Lake?
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:55 am
by Bobby Shimano
You stopped for cofee on the way to the lake, your thermos is now empty, and you have to go.
Which way do you go, over the side with the wind at your back, in the cup then overboard, or in the bottle to bring home with you?
Just curious?
In a secluded area, I stand proud and tall and let it go with the wind at my back, the joys of being a man.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:22 am
by YakAttack
I am typically in two situations when I'm in a boat: rowboat and kayak.
Rowboat: In a container and then disposed over the side. Standing up in a rowboat to do the deed is not a feat that I am prepared to perform. One wrong wave and ...
Kayak: I have paddled to shore in a secluded area, and used the best nearby tree I can fine. I have considered using the drain hole....consequences seem too dire should something go wrong.
This topic deserves a new forum category
jug
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:04 pm
by Graembo
It's
the way of the road. Apparently you gotta watch out for fines!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:23 pm
by misterminnow
Good post!
A friend of mine came fishing one day with a 2 foot length of PVC tubing...
I found out after a few beer what it was used for. Hysterical!
I go right over the back (point the boat upwind!)
If not... urine trouble.
mm
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:03 pm
by YakAttack
[quote="scott_from_the_shoreline
Rowboat: In a container and then disposed over the side. [/quote]
Just to clarify, I dispose of the contents of the container, not the container itself....
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:10 pm
by BronzeBack
Downwind, over the side. So liberating....of course I spend 75% of my time in back bays so it's pretty private.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:25 pm
by ShotgunRiderRob
When i read this, it reminded me of a sign i seen at a public pool.
It read: Dont pee in our pool,we dont swim in your toilet
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:03 pm
by OTRA
Over the side, and i check water depth while I'm at it.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:56 pm
by Pug
A friend of mine told me an interesting statistic
a large percentage of male drowning victims are found with their zippers down
p ing over the side of the boat, a bit drunk and/or non swimmer, falling in.?
be careful out there
I thought of the tube bit myself,just got to get one
arn't we all supposed to have a bailing container /p bucket by law?
I dont think a fisherman p ing in the lake does any harm
but the do gooder enviromentalists would argue that point all day, so maybe it is best to do it in a jug with a cap and bring it home
oh my gosh, what about number 2 !!?????
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:08 pm
by muskymatt
Neither...
I wear depends
http://www.depend.com/products/products_male.asp
JUST KIDDING
let er rip
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:16 pm
by bucketmouth
Now that is MAXIMUM PROTECTION Matt!! I'd hate to fish the rest of the day with 5 spent pints in my pantaloons though.
D.
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:36 pm
by Kpin
To this post I reply....HELL YES! The fish do that and more in the water. I just guage the wind.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 11:40 am
by slushpuppy
I have to hold it in
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:06 pm
by Gord
The P question
Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:12 pm
by Joey Rat
Okay lets face facts. the second you step up on the gunnel or seat or whatever and unzip everyone else in the boat starts bouncing or rocking. In short doing anything they can to make you lose your balance.
These are the same guys that think its funny to pull the cord on your inflatable PFD.
Even though I have the safety package (bailer, rope, light) I carry an extra bailer. A gallon bottle with the bottom cut off and after one bad experience
, the cap glued on to prevent tampering.
