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i need to tell my freinds of the weeknd with lost of interesting

it saterday morning when Mrs. Dragon (to keep the simple we call her "Dragon") says for me to take Green Dragon junior (to keep simpel we call him "Joonior") with me for carp fishing.

we loaded up tube-boat and I tie bubbly sheet around joonior for the safety and we set out on secreet carp place

all is fine for quite awhile until I notice gull bird. he fly in close, then he swim in close then....holy wonton!...the gull bird bite my hook and get fixed at end of line! gull bird is lfying and pulling out tube boat across water! very very bad!

green dragon joonior think this really funny. me not think so funny.

good thing I have good string on fishrod we get pulled until sun in high in sky and finally gull brid get tired.

gullbird then do something crazy. he open beakmouth and drop trouble hook.

if joonior not in tube boat I wood have have full handfull of "special" carp bait to get the calm back!

anyhows joonior and me catch no carp, we catch and release gull bird and dragon happy we was out of home place until sun in afternoon sky

no carp but lots of story for telling.

- Green Dragon

good report... Junior must have had fun... those gulls are a pain... funny story tho

junior dragon have lots of the fun. he really like being out on water.

bad thing tho is the sun burns he gets. bubbler wrap lifecoat cause extra sun affect. maybe I get him to put shirt on over?

here is a picture of how I wrap him safe for boating as babie. too bad I dont have picture of him now.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/ ... 68x286.jpg

????????????? i dont quite understand that picture??


is that your kid??? i would hate to see my kid wrapped in bubble wrap......

Hrmm wonder who this is

Nah that is some kid from the UK katch.....just GD being GD..god some of this stuff is funny.

ok that's explains alot.

bubble wrap though??? is this a real report??? man i think i'm still confused

katch moore wrote:ok that's explains alot.

bubble wrap though??? is this a real report??? man i think i'm still confused

LOL I don't believe so....someone having some fun have a read through GD's posts and you'll see.

okay now time for the serius now.

who ever catch a bird on a hook?

I have cousin for real that it happen to while trolling for fish with spoon and trouble hook.

good thing he have good reel with drag queen system becase that gull bird was doing fly moves like angry hornet

finally bird get tired. they get bird in boat. get trouble hook out of bird. all is fine. even bird ok.

I ask agin, who ever catch a bird on a hook? why nobody answer serius question this time?

I laughed so hard my cubical mates though I was having a fit. Truth is stranger than fiction.

Newt

this one time.........at band camp...........mr fatty luke guy cot a gull bird............

mr fatty luke guy

maybe bad idea to keep spring rolls in both pockets of trousers for many snacks.

did gull bird have ife ended after you sat on him?

bad karma to sit on bird. very bad of the karma. we talk later about how to make karma better for this kind of bad karma.

hope you have the comfort with climbing trees. you will need gull eggs for good karma dance.

p.s. mr green dragon guy...

bubble wrap stuff for interstellar space suit..... not for joonior dragon floating saftey device...... angry gull bird will watch joonior dragon for next time you take him in tube bote....... when big cruiser bote make big waves... green dragon tube boat go upside down........ angry gull bird remember joonior dragon and go for revenege......... gull bird soar down like angry hornet and pop all bubbles on joonior dragon's interstellar space suit floaty life saver thingy......

Green dragon go home without joonior dragon to face mrs green dragon....not good....

weeeewooooo! holy wonton!

mr fatty luke guy you no joking now.

mrs green dragon is dragon for real on days when rainclouds are indoors!

i walk on toes all time and try real hard to get out with out being caught by dragon evil eye

Seabass81 wrote:Hrmm wonder who this is

nuf said