why Fly Fish?

Post by **Green Dragon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:22 am

it rain last nite so Dragon want me to stay in and watch the dance shows. those dance shows make me want to drink mekong until Dragon look pretty again. weeewoooo!

on sumday I surfbord the world wide internet and see photo pictures of guy who catch the carp iwth fly fishing kind of fishing. this is someting I need try sinse i cant fish with the bait drug (ears still hurt from that talk talk!)

so littel dragon help me find insides fromdead duck and a jam jam jar and we get 2 fly and one bumbel bee.

It then take me 2 dance shows to tie fishing string to a fly and 1 more dance show to keep mother in law from try to hit flies with wooden leg! but now we ready to go to secret carp place. me and littel dragon put on blue bottle bags to stay dry and go with fly on string for fishing

i spend until dark time trying to catch carp with fly but cant get fly to stay on water. it keep flying in air and wind no help.i pull off one wing but fly just do circles above water. weeewooo! then suddenly fast like Dragons angryface a yellow face bird come and eats fly! i pull fishing string the bird flip up adn down then land in water! then crazzzeeee happens! big pike fish attack bird! fish string is close to break but littel dragon make hero when he hti head part of pike fish with mother inlaw wooden leg! (long story why littel dragon have the leg. weeewooo!) pike fish no life, bird no life, fly no life.

littel dragon adn me not sur shure about the fly fishing. me thinks that no fish ever get back to swim when catched by fly fishing type fishing. also fly fishing not good for birds. many bird must loose life in this type of fishing too.

fly fish guys have missing sense in head. fly fish guys that stay in bottom of house making strings on flies need girlfriend. maybe 2 girlfriend if things really bad.

why anybody do this type of fishing is crazeee!

Post by **almontefisher** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:48 am

GD: It is easier to make a little lasoo with dental floss and try to get it just over thier back and wings...this allows them to not fly around and they will stay on the water..You can also try giving them a shot of scotch which will help them not fly around as much and also will help to numb the carp when they eat fly.

Remember also that the dental floss works best if it is Mint flavoured as the carp do not get skiddish if it is Mint...keep that one between us though...don't want all these flyfisher guys getting my secrets.

Post by **ganman** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:57 am

Thats hilarious!

Post by **fatluke** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:44 am

Holy wonton...

I think I weed-a-wong forum.. Fly fishing should be in fly fishing forum

Cong on yer first fly fishing trip with joonior dragon.. Now teach him to catch fly with chop stick and you look in food jar no more.. Chop stick and flies will keep joonior dragon busy for hours.

P.s. Lots of flies at the "bowl" last time I was with ministry guys stocking the brown trouts..

Post by **scuro** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:14 am

You fly fish when presentation of the lure is an issue. If the lure is light and needs to be casted some distance...then fly fishing is the answer. Also if fish are spooky in clear water flyfishing is better.

Post by **Green Dragon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:24 pm

mr scurvy guy

i do not know about that fly fishing type of fishing. clear river or muddy river make no difference for using casterbaiter type fish rod and real so why not just use that? easy to send out hook, easy to bring in hook. no need all that fly noosing and swishy-swashy.

I thinks fly fishing types is crazee and they need the girlfriend to get them out of bottom of house tying strings on flies but guys like mr fatty luke no need no girlfriend because they are the casterbaiters.

(i sorry me think this is gneral fishing type talk talk maybee this shoudl hve been in other talk place. many sorry sorry.)

Post by **Andy_L** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:28 pm

Green Dragon wrote:guys like mr fatty luke no need no girlfriend because they are the casterbaiters.

now now Mr dragon....any more of that and i'll have to have a chat with the wooden-legged-mother-in-law....and then you'll be in trouble

Post by **stetco** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:38 pm

Green Dragon, you are hilarious. I've read you other posts and they are very entertaining.

Post by **Moosebunk** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:49 pm

This is fudged!!! Yer whacked Dragoooon!

Post by **Green Dragon** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:03 pm

i sorry sorry mr andy

sometime I feel passingit about the types of fishing and i forget that topics like kinds of rod-reel get guys twisted around like Dragon putting on dance pants.maybe i not talk about caster rods types no more.

i still think fly fishing type fishing is like what confucious say,

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas."

Green Dragon have no more time for fly fishing type fishing

Post by **muskymatt** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:40 pm

Green Dragon wrote:i sorry sorry mr andy

sometime I feel passingit about the types of fishing and i forget that topics like kinds of rod-reel get guys twisted around like Dragon putting on dance pants.maybe i not talk about caster rods types no more.

i still think fly fishing type fishing is like what confucious say,

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas."

Green Dragon have no more time for fly fishing type fishing

Confucious also say....He who goes to bed with itchy bum should not chew fingernails in morning.

Post by **bm_attar** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:22 pm

Green Dragon wrote:what confucious say,

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas."

Syntactic ambiguity! Green dragon, you are something. I think many of us wait for your posts now

Post by **slop** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:48 pm

Wanna get away for a fish, Green Dragon?

No pressure....just fish!

Post by **Fishing 24/7** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:18 pm

Me think that fly fishing is fishing in air with gull bird . cast down in water while in air.

but I R wrong.

Post by **Badger Shark** » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:12 am

Mr Green Dragon
Confucious have great wisdom, here a few to ponder.

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father.

Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters in his own hands.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Man who walk in middle of road get run over by bus.

My own words of warning

One Green Dragon dance with one legged mother in law cause mother in law to be draggin.

Cant wait for next wisdom note from Green Dragon.