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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, buteventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND....I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Good one

it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

seaman

FF- don't pay any attention to seaman's comments.

He obviously thought he was at www.grumpynegativecomeback.com site.

With any luck, he'll follow the link and stay there...

CCB

Good one CCB. I checked out that site. Fooled me.


Nice comment seaman, one more pun for ya,

seaman tried to surf with the people at fish-hawk and make friends, but when he got on the board it turned out he sunk.

Just kiddin' around.

it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

I am not sure the reasoning for this!! If someone wishes to post a funny...They can post a funny!!!
We can all use humour in our lives....Please don't call people or thier content stupid on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are a friendly bunch and jokes are welcome!

seaman


If you read the 3rd last line you would see it is fishing related.

And by the way you spelled CRAPPIE wrong.

I did find your post humorous, trying to post a fishing topic and run me down.
Best of luck on your next fishing expedition, you didn't catch any suckers from this spot.

Sometimes you can "troll" all ya like. We just won't bite.

Hope your'e not offended

Regards: Jigs:

.........in the deli.........couldn't cut the mustard..............

J.

seaman wrote:it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

seaman

Get a life seaman.doesn't hurt to smile a bit,or to put a smile on someone else's face.

Well done fisher! I thought it was very clever.

Fishing Freak,

Those were really clever and you certainly gave me a smile. (And I, for one, ALWAYS welcome smiles.)

I was hoping seaman was perhaps a buddy of yours & was just giving you a rough time as a ribbing. However, if this is not the case, seaman, you should keep the saying in mind "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".

W.

no wolfe he's not a friend of mine, and no i'm not offended or upset over seamans post. Afterall I do like to think I'm a fisher-person, I get called names quite often

K, lets let this one die now folks!!!!
Please....