5lb Club Poem

[D-mo]

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky
to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.
You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.
Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.
Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.
But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds......
IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!



D-mo

[Bobber]

OH D-mo,

I seriously need to find an icon of something bowing its head, shaking back and forth, with a smile on.

That was beautiful. What size was the Trolling Motor????

[Big Jim]

BUBBLES AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON YOU!!!!!!

Kinda brings a tear to my eye...

You D mo

BIG JIM.....looking for a kleenex....

[BBRich]

LOL!

[Mick]

you crack me up Donnie

[wolfe]

Fine poetry...how romantic!!

Yore too funny, D-mo! Hope I can git somethang as nice on Valentine's Day.

W.

[clown worship]

that thur brung a tear to ma good eye! Wuz one o' the purtiest things I ever had to have read ta me

[Badger Shark]

For some reason it makes me itch, I think I better see sombody about this.

[dana]

"like a good roll of duct tape"

lol

df

[Jebby]

shakespear ant got nughtin on that

[Icemanstan]

D-mo, would you like me to engrave that some where? I must show that to the wife. Hi wolf hope you had a great summer, and to everyone else. I hope we can have a group get together again this winter. The last one was excellent. Anyway must spend sometime with the wife before I head off tomorrow to do some fishing! See yours yahoo