Just had to share this

[Fishing Freak]

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef, I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, buteventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND....I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[big-o]

Good one

[seaman]

it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

seaman

[Cancatchbass]

FF- don't pay any attention to seaman's comments.

He obviously thought he was at www.grumpynegativecomeback.com site.

With any luck, he'll follow the link and stay there...

CCB

[Moosebunk]

Good one CCB. I checked out that site. Fooled me.


Nice comment seaman, one more pun for ya,

seaman tried to surf with the people at fish-hawk and make friends, but when he got on the board it turned out he sunk.

Just kiddin' around.

[Canadian Bacon]

it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

I am not sure the reasoning for this!! If someone wishes to post a funny...They can post a funny!!!
We can all use humour in our lives....Please don't call people or thier content stupid on this board!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We are a friendly bunch and jokes are welcome!

[Fishing Freak]

seaman


If you read the 3rd last line you would see it is fishing related.

And by the way you spelled CRAPPIE wrong.

I did find your post humorous, trying to post a fishing topic and run me down.
Best of luck on your next fishing expedition, you didn't catch any suckers from this spot.

[Jigs]

Sometimes you can "troll" all ya like. We just won't bite.

Hope your'e not offended

Regards: Jigs:

.........in the deli.........couldn't cut the mustard..............

J.

[fisher]

it's good to hear you are a failure but that was pretty stupid. If i want to read puns i'll log onto a crappy joke site. Crappy, that goes to show that this message had more to do with fishing than your message. mutt.

seaman

Get a life seaman.doesn't hurt to smile a bit,or to put a smile on someone else's face.

[Snag]

Well done fisher! I thought it was very clever.

[wolfe]

Fishing Freak,

Those were really clever and you certainly gave me a smile. (And I, for one, ALWAYS welcome smiles.)

I was hoping seaman was perhaps a buddy of yours & was just giving you a rough time as a ribbing. However, if this is not the case, seaman, you should keep the saying in mind "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all".

W.

[Fishing Freak]

no wolfe he's not a friend of mine, and no i'm not offended or upset over seamans post. Afterall I do like to think I'm a fisher-person, I get called names quite often

[Canadian Bacon]

K, lets let this one die now folks!!!!
Please....