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M.T. Livewell
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The Pursuit of Happiness
This tragic story is of a young man named Bacon.
Bacon, a recent recipient of a successful stomach reducing operation, was in his 4th month of recovery. Over 30lbs of weight loss in the short time left him feeling re-energized and with a want to relive the athletisism of his teenage years.
The weight loss also lended to a renewed libido.
Challenged by friends to champion a 5K run, Bacon agreed gingerly. For greater motivation, some of the lovely young ladies of a fishing website volunteered to participate as well. Leading the pack in their short shorts and T-craps , they effortlessly pulled ahead of Bacon. Not to be outdone, young Bacon increased his pace.
What happened next could be the result of over heating or of his heightened sex drive, but Bacon soon began removing his clothing, item by item, till he was eventually running this marathon in nothing but a smile.
Some witnesses say it was around the 3rd kilometer where Bacon collapsed.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/ ... onsJog.jpg">
Bacon was loaded onto his cousin's trailer who was wisely following the event on his lawn tractor. Bacon is now at the Ottawa General and said to be recovering nicely from over exertion to a heart and muscles which have not seen physical activity in several years.
M.T. Livewell
This tragic story is of a young man named Bacon.
Bacon, a recent recipient of a successful stomach reducing operation, was in his 4th month of recovery. Over 30lbs of weight loss in the short time left him feeling re-energized and with a want to relive the athletisism of his teenage years.
The weight loss also lended to a renewed libido.
Challenged by friends to champion a 5K run, Bacon agreed gingerly. For greater motivation, some of the lovely young ladies of a fishing website volunteered to participate as well. Leading the pack in their short shorts and T-craps
, they effortlessly pulled ahead of Bacon. Not to be outdone, young Bacon increased his pace.What happened next could be the result of over heating or of his heightened sex drive, but Bacon soon began removing his clothing, item by item, till he was eventually running this marathon in nothing but a smile.
Some witnesses say it was around the 3rd kilometer where Bacon collapsed.
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/ ... onsJog.jpg">
Bacon was loaded onto his cousin's trailer who was wisely following the event on his lawn tractor. Bacon is now at the Ottawa General and said to be recovering nicely from over exertion to a heart and muscles which have not seen physical activity in several years.
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That is too funny though 
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This is great!
I am looking forward to training with you Bacon, we all need motivation and it will help me too.
It would be really cool to see a whole gang out there... as the summer progresses we will decide which race to do (likely along the canal as it is flat and scenic).
You are right, a great group of folks here.... look forward to meeting (and running) with more of you.
And Bill... even a hint of interest and I will be all over you to join us.....you twisted freak.....
You kill me
I am looking forward to training with you Bacon, we all need motivation and it will help me too.
It would be really cool to see a whole gang out there... as the summer progresses we will decide which race to do (likely along the canal as it is flat and scenic).
You are right, a great group of folks here.... look forward to meeting (and running) with more of you.
And Bill... even a hint of interest and I will be all over you to join us.....you twisted freak.....
You kill me
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